Video Starring Me, So You Must Watch

My human made a video starring ME! Finally the humans do something sensible. If you would like to see me (which you would), watch it.

Life With Hedgehog

It is called 'Life with Hedgehog' (ME!) and it is pretty great. It is basically what it is like living with me. I am always cute.

"The Frozen" movie review

All right so I know I am a little behind on the timings. The problems is, I can only watch movies when the silly humans bring me out of my dwelling to the thing they call 'television.' Even if they manage to do this right (they do most things fairly wrong), I have to be a position in which I can see 'television.'
Oftentimes the humans will just stuff me in my fleece tent and face the opening the wrong way, so I cannot see 'television.'
Anyway, the humans were watching this movie, "the frozen" I think it was called. I do not get it. Why are all these humans out if it is cold? They should burrow in their fleece.
On a scale of 1-10, "the frozen" receives a 2.

Today the humans did stupid things to me.

First of all, they woke me up. During the day. I am nocturnal! Idiots.

Second of all, they did this stupid thing where they put me in water. I don't know what it is with humans and sticking me in water. I pooped and peed in it to show my distaste, but they just got new water and kept me in there. Those humans, don't they know I only like water every other day?

Finally the human took me out and let me play in my fleece. When I was dry, the human put me back in my cage where I belong. To get revenge for the horrible bath-time, I immediately burrowed under the fleece in my cage where I am not supposed to.

Today the humans made me do stupid things.

My feet were cold the whole time. It's like the humans don't know that my kind is from Africa and need warmth.

They kept putting me in front of this little kitchen thing. Like dollhouse stuff. I wanted my fleece to be warm, and the humans would not allow it.

Then they put me in a cardboard tunnel thing with holes cut into it. I think it was supposed to be like a me-sized store front or something. I don't know or care, I just wanted my fleece to be warm, and the humans would not allow it.

This whole freaking time there was the stupidest human laying on the ground with a black machine that kept clicking and flashing. I do not know what the fascination was with such a device. I just wanted my fleece to be warm, and the humans would not allow it.